Wisdom

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Wisdom #535: Reindeer like to eat bananas.

Wisdom #159: Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer

Wisdom #834: Being a doormat gets you walked on.

Wisdom #517: If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness,and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Wisdom #213: 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Wisdom #670: If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Wisdom #1010: Government is a burden on the people.

Wisdom #444: This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.